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(1). That guy who you always see in the office bathroom who (I guess) drinks coffee at roughly the same pace as you do.
“So, I saw my bio buddy again today. I’ve got to say, I really would prefer that he leave his Blackberry on his desk. It’s just gross, man.”
(1). A vote to pass a bill that you, Congressman, don’t like, but that your weak, weak party leaders are forcing you to support (or else they’ll take away your chairmanship of the House Parking Spot Committee).
“Well, Joe…I consider this one a hold-your-nose vote. Something don’t smell right in Washington, and this time it’s not Joe Biden’s vodka breath! Wait…are we live?”
