(1). You can’t, you know.
“No, Henry … I want you to close this deal in person. You can’t phone a handshake. Now, get out there and sell some toilet seats!”
Can’t Phone A Handshake
RANDOM LINGO
Turbo Charge
(1). Term used to sell a super-expensive yet totally useless idea to a client.
“We’re gonna turbo charge your pet food campaign by live-casting happy marmots dancing on the moon on your custom YouTube channel! You know…the Internet loves funny animals nowadays….”
Props to Laurent P. for the submission.
Sub-Optimal
(1). A positive-sounding way to describe a poor condition or situation, in an attempt to maintain the illusion that all conditions or situations are actually good ones.