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(1). To make something a priority or renew focus on a particular issue.
“What did you just say, Tom? ‘Get some head lice on that’? Gross! … Oh, get some headlights on that … got it … yeah, we should totally do that.”
Props to Kyle B. for the submission.
(1). When your company decides to change the job descriptions of employees they want out, in hopes that they will just up and quit, thereby avoiding having to pay severance.
“So, Jim, with the current realignment going on, we thought this would be a good opportunity to redefine your role to something more suitable to your skillset. So, we’re thinking mailroom. Thoughts?”
Props to Denise M. for the submission.
(1). A vague term at the end of a contract that seems to obligate everybody to virtually everything they can think of.
“Yeah, so … blah, blah, blah … acts of God … blah, blah, blah … full indemnity … catch-all provision at the end … here’s a pen.”
