(1). What your office looks like the day after Thanksgiving.
“Man, this place is a ghost town today! Wow, even Dave’s not here!”
Ghost Town
RANDOM LINGO
Roundtable
(1). Some sort of account meeting. 95% of the time involves a table that isn’t round.
“So, I had a roundtable with the guys in Accounting yesterday. It was weird … they all kept saying ‘Ni!’.”
Props to Michael for the submission.
Keystrokes
(1). The number of things you need to do to accomplish a task on your company’s computer system. The term is usually used when proposing system upgrades that will never be approved.
“Megan, if we spend a few dollars now on this upgrade, it will significantly reduce keystrokes for the entire team, meaning we should be able to keep headcount static for at least another year. Bangalore? No, I wasn’t aware we were moving Operations to Bangalore…”