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(1). IT or Ops term for releasing a new software program or application, intended to create a sense of accomplishment among programmers and processors for a systems-enhancement that will likely go unnoticed.
“We’re planning to go live with the new intranet homepage over the weekend. Great job, everyone! Now our employees will have a slightly nicer-looking webpage to jump to ESPN.com from every morning!”
(1). To dump a ton of work on someone else’s lap.
“I would love to go out for drinks tonight, but I have a ton of work to get done. Let me see if I can push it out on the new associate and I’ll call you back.”
(1). Word incorrectly used to describe making a decision when the subject matter situation changes, affecting the original plan. Should instead referred to as ‘calling an audible.’
“If that doesn’t work out, we’ll have to punt.” (Facepalm)
Props to Cosgrove for the submission.
