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(1). When your company gives you just enough money to make you think twice about leaving. Most situations involve some kind of deferred compensation that never seems to vest.
“God, I hate this place! But what am I going to do? They put the golden shackles on me again this year and I don’t see anyone matching it anywhere else…”
(1). To organize annoying social events for your employees thinking they just need to spend even more time together to start getting along.
“Okay, guys…I think with the disappointing comp numbers and recent defections, we could use a little teambuilding around here. So…we’re going bowling!”
(1). Taking time off of work and just sitting in your house or (more likely) your apartment, instead of actually going somewhere. This is usually due to your lack of motivation, lack of money, or (again, more likely) lack of friends.
(2). When you take time off of work, stay at home, and try to convince yourself you’re happy to have the “quiet time at home”, when in reality, you are just too broke to go anywhere worthwhile.
“Yea I’m really looking forward to next week. Got myself a little staycation. Gonna catch up on the ol’ DVR, read a book, maybe even order out a few times! I dunno, the possibilities are endless!”
