Cheesy Corporate Lingo 10 August 2012


(1).  Yikes – it means somebody is constipated.  And what’s wrong with “affect” for “impact”?


“You know, Tim, I’m just not sure the project you’ve been working on all year has been impactful to the company in the way you thought it would be.  You probably should’ve focused on your actual work instead…”


Props to Priscilla W. for the submission.