(1). What Congress does … all the time.
“Sure we avoided the fiscal cliff today, but all we’ve really done is kick the can down the road…thank god I’ll be long dead before any of this really matters!”
Kick The Can Down The Road
RANDOM LINGO
Pick Your Brain
(1). A request to waste your time educating me about something you may know slightly more about. Fortunately, your vanity allows you to take this request as a compliment.
“Hey, Jerry, do you mind if I pick your brain for a second? I’m trying to figure out how you keep your hair so manageable…”
Wet Signature
(1). An actual signature (with a pen). Remember those?
“So, Compliance told us we need a wet signature on this document. Gross.”