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(1). Stands for “key performance indicator”, which is something that call center in Bangalore points to every time you start complaining about their bill.
“As you can see from Slide 8 of the deck, our KPIs in GUI maintenance are right on par with our SLA. Any questions?”
Props to KGH for the submission.
(1). An elderly man or woman who uses the Internet to do anything a normal, youthful person would do. Ya know, like use Bing. Old people love Bing….and Internet Explorer, remember that? Microsoft may have a few things to look into…
“Us older gentlemen call ourselves ‘silver surfers‘ when we look for pornography on the Internet. Makes it sound more distinguished.”
(1). Yet another way to tell someone you aren’t going to do any more work than you absolutely have to.
“Sorry, Ned…I just don’t have the bandwidth right now to take on any more accounts. Hey, I’ve got an idea, why don’t you start working a 40-hour week? That might do it!”
