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(1). Endless workdays, typically experienced by junior attorneys, which ultimately lead to either (i) a large bonus based on billable hours, (ii) a speedy move to another industry, or (iii) death.
“Still keeping those lawyers’ hours, Bill? Well, I started a website a while back and now I make my own hours…in between visits to the unemployment office anyway.”
(1). A fancy way to tell someone they need someone else to check their work … all the time.
“Hey Evan, I’m thinking we need to establish a maker-checker environment for depositing the cash from the register at the end of the day. I’m just finding it hard to believe it when you tell me everyone in here yesterday was just browsing.”
(1). Taking on a bunch of crummy accounts in hopes that one or two of them will turn into a good account. Some do, most don’t.
“Look, sometimes you just have to keep kissing frogs until one of them turns into a prince! One of these companies is bound to go public someday! And when it does, we’ll be ready!”
