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(1). A term used by companies to describe a mythical place full of rainbows and lollipops where files are readily accessible online, nothing ever gets lost or misfiled and machines collect dust in darkened copy rooms.
“Everybody, I have big news. This office will be a completely paperless environment by Q1 of 1998.”
(1). A term used by EMS and Fire Personnel to describe a dead body much like Chunk did in “The Goonies” to describe the dead body in the Fratellis basement freezer.
“It’s a stiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffff!!!!!!”
Props to John H. for the submission.
(1). Word incorrectly used to describe making a decision when the subject matter situation changes, affecting the original plan. Should instead referred to as ‘calling an audible.’
“If that doesn’t work out, we’ll have to punt.” (Facepalm)
Props to Cosgrove for the submission.
