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(1). Something my assistant seems to have a lot of, especially when we’re really busy.
“Hi, Tom…I’m going to take a personal day today. What’s going on? I have an interv…umm…dentist appointment…yeah, that’s it…a dentist appointment.”
(1). That stockbroker who keeps calling you.
(2). Most of us.
“Over there? Oh, that’s Sam. He hangs around churches at night scoping grief support groups for potential clients. ‘They always have life insurance’, he says. Real bottom feeder.”
(1). To contact someone, meant to imply a personal or intimate relationship that usually does not exist.
(2). Adds a cheesy and phony new age element to any form of communication, whether E-mail or talk.
“I reached out to Bob this morning to let him know he was termed.”
Props to John D. for the submission!
