(1). A simply adorable way to say you just can’t do it.
“I’m afraid I’ll have to push that off the edge of my possibility plate.”
Props to Helen S. for the submission.
Possibility Plate
RANDOM LINGO
Mass Affluent
(1). A nice way of describing clients who’re not that rich.
“Look, Jim … we’re not really targeting the mass affluent here. We’d much rather compete with everyone else for the same 400 or so ultra-high-net-worth clients … hopefully score one or two and then retire before they inevitably get bored with us and move on.”
Verbal Dexterity Coach
(1). Some senior sales guy that’s assigned to teach the new hires how to get little old ladies to unwittingly buy their crappy reverse mortgages.
“So, I was talking to my verbal dexterity coach today and he told me I need to beef up my emotional intelligence before they’ll let me start prospecting again. I don’t get it … what’s wrong with handing out business cards at a funeral home?!”