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(1). How your sales guys describe the way you service your clients. Of course, they don’t know about your “Clients Are All Morons” blog.
“I’d like to introduce you to Alex, your new account officer. I know Alex will provide you with the top notch service you’ve come to expect from us.”
(1). A department which doesn’t produce any revenue … you know, like the one 90% of you work in.
“So, we all know it’s been a tough year. The good news is that layoffs are going to be focused in the cost centers … as always! Now, give each other a high five and let’s go sell some bonds!”
(1). The P.C. way to say “don’t giggle at your IT guy’s funny accent”.
“Guys, we really need to work on your cultural intelligence here. You just can’t go around calling our helpdesk ‘Bollywood‘.”
