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(1). Those hours spent traveling for work through states with “no cell phone” laws.
“Sorry, Dan…I’m going to be logging a ton of windshield time tomorrow. Why don’t we schedule your comp discussion next week or the week after. Thanks!”
(1). The list of things you need to do before you can start those high fives.
“Okay, team … so, I’ve circulated a matrix of our success criteria for this project. Our timeline is three weeks, so no going home for you guys! Well … good night everyone.”
(1). A cop-out used by chronically impartial employees and/or managers so that they can remain comfortably in the middle of an argument.
“Sorry guys, but you’re going to have to consider me Swiss on this issue. I just can’t say that investing the rest of our company’s bailout money in Spanish doubloons is a good or bad idea. On the one hand it’s a risky investment, on the other hand that guy from Pawn Stars is always in the market for doubloons and seems to have an endless supply of cash.
