(1). Two co-workers who are currently engaged (or appear to be engaged) in an extramarital affair.
“You and Sean are totally work spouses. Hey, weren’t you wearing that blouse yesterday?”
Work Spouses
RANDOM LINGO
Next Steps
(1). Something you pledge to work on, something you will (probably) work on, and something you have no idea how to work on. Good way to get off the phone, though.
“Okay, well, thanks everyone for joining the call today. I’ll take what we discussed away and come back with next steps.”
Auditors
(1). The people who go out on the battlefield after the war is lost, and bayonet the wounded.
“Okay, team…it sounds like we’ve got the auditors coming in August 1st. Just remember, their job is to find the tiniest, most insignificant thing wrong with the way you do your jobs and then treat it like it put the whole company at risk. Enjoy the rest of your summer!”
Props to Alison A. for the submission.